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lolsofunny:

excuse me while i blog in private

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(Source: urbran)

whats a laptop that can sing?
Food Reviews

vaspim2k13:

Food: Apple

Review: Pretty good. Juicy to the bite. Portable. I like it

Rating: 5/5

(Source: vaspim)

whoatakeiteasyman:

If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me

terminallycooking:

nazerine:

phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

how did I get here

Who are these babies
Where am I
What happened last night
How did life go so horribly horribly wrong for me

terminallycooking:

nazerine:

phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

how did I get here

Who are these babies

Where am I

What happened last night

How did life go so horribly horribly wrong for me

nicolasandthecage:

corn oil=corn

vegetable oil=vegetables

baby oil=   ??????

(Source: nicolasiscaged)

jesuschristvevo:

when someone hot and single transfers into your school

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Men: uses love to get sex
Women: uses sex to get love
Me: uses coupon to get pizza

(Source: ohcommunity)